Good on paper but…

1. I have never thought of myself as greedy or bossy.

2. But that is not what I have heard lately. Because I insist on things going a certain way (mine), some men get upset.

3. There are two waiting in the wings for every one, so it does not bother me. I believe in the whole “pair and a spare” concept.

4. I read all the time. I have a book in my hand about 60% of my day.

5. I have a better time flying internationally than I do domestically.

6. I can crochet but I have no luck at knitting.

7. My sleep patterns are horrible. I have to work myself to the point of exhaution to sleep for more than 5 hours a night

8. I prefer tea to coffee, hands down. I can be tempted by a good strong mug of hot cocoa, however.

9. I enjoy walking around looking plain and regular on my neighoborhood, then being the exact opposite when I go away on vacation.

10. I have the ability of smelling money on a man. I can also tell if he is cheap, stingy or generous, in about 15 seconds of my first look.

11. My friends call me pandora, as they say I am always popping open a box that should stay closed.

12. If I could find a generous man who was not clingy or needy, I would marry him.

13. The wealthy are often kinky. Maybe they are bored?

14. I have not had lesbian affair. I was told that I just have to find the right one with enough moey to give me, at the right time.

15. I can lie with a straight face and an unburdened heart.

16. I once stopped man in the midst of sex, as he was not doing it right. I do not have time to waste lying, as he will think he is hot shit and subject another woman to his sad sexual skills in the future.

17. I have to honestly say that I have not ever had sex with a man that did not involve a relationship that revolved around him spoiling me.

18. I have not yet had a one-night stand.

19. I am not a great domina, as I am not angry and I do not hate men. I am learning to be more mean.

20. I love flowers and a gift of a big bouquet will make up for many ills.

21. I like to go to dinner but I prefer to sleep alone. Don’t you?

22. Very few things make me cry.

23. I can’t sleep with a man that is not educated and smarter than me.

24. Silent types are sexy. Can you find one for me?

25. I love my friends and would cancel a romantic date to be with them in a second. Maybe that is why my boyfriends are kinda wary of setting a date with me?

26. I love big giant dogs. I have no desire to cuddle a dog the size of baby.

27. I do not watch much TV and when I do, I have a book in my hand.

28. I am a natural multitasker.

29. I prefer to write in a journal than to type.

30. I write my thoughts on slips of paper, backs of receipts and nay piece of paper that comes my way. Then I lose them.

31. Most of my dreams are in vivid bright Technicolor and they always involve some sort of action. I rarely ever have sex dreams.

32. I have nice teeth. I brush them with those natural toothpastes but I am a terrible flosser.

33. I once called the dental hygienist cleaning my teeth a bitch, as she was fussing at me about flossing. She did not go to med school, she can’t fuss at me.

34. I love winter best of all seasons.

35.I do not get enough sleep.

36. I may fall in love any day now,with Mr. Lean and Sexy.